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2008-04-29T04:57:00.002-05:00

*turns on some music and sits and ponders for a moment*I will write all this later. *sighs* I've been caught up in an arguement about racism vs. racial satire all frikkin' night long--longer, if you count the originating discussion--and I just don't feel like being smart anymore.....It is time for SLEEP, finally--and a lil' too late, if you ask me!

2008-04-25T14:43:00.002-05:00

last night, I drunkenly talked on the phone with a friend. I wasn't so much lamenting the bird's death as I was lamenting death itself. I dunno. Something about a birdy having a rough death while ur caring for it wracks you to the core.He actually called me, instead of the other way around. He was kind enough to keep interupting me to ask for re-assurance, because on some other day, I had

2008-04-25T01:15:00.002-05:00

OH YEA! Here's at least the linkage, yo! LOL http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z116/Drooler55/google.jpg there's the pic. Look at the top and u'll see the ad. I said funny stuff about the names of buildings like BATMAN BUILDING and DARTH VADER BUILDING! but yea.... I don't feel like saying it again.... *rolls eyes* LOL!

2008-04-25T01:15:00.001-05:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK IT! LOL!

2008-04-25T01:09:00.003-05:00

God.... I can't find it... but it'z savin' LOL! I'll find it eventually and it'll be much smarter than THIS.... --but google has localized ads and it'z cute. Now we can find paralegals that we don't have to fly out to us, just to sue the britches off some fukka! YAY GOOGLE! *flips god off and goes back to drinkin'**mumbles* I'm so tired of this fuckin' shit!

2008-04-25T00:39:00.002-05:00

God.... I'm so fucking mad.....I typed a long, big, ol', fatty blog about google, advertising, and mesothelioma cancer ROFLMFAO! Let me connect those dots! To think... it was all laid to waste, cuz I checked my spelling on mesothelioma and hit ONE fucking wrong button LOL!Where was I?OMG! AUTOSAVES ON DRAFTS! OMG! STFU! brb! LOL!

2008-04-19T11:44:00.002-05:00

hahaha! This has to be the best explination ever (Oh, btw, I'm going to be cleaning my blog soon.... It'z really grimey with all this old, whiney bullshit from the past--namely, the posting of conversations where people were hitting on me, however inappropriately, and me being an ass in response. I'm sure that the sole purpose of me posting that was to embarress, but I should be the one

2008-04-09T17:03:00.002-05:00

Hmmmm.... I guess I lied about using my blog again! LOL!

2006-12-14T01:32:00.000-06:00

"YAY!" for Christmas!!! Come play with the snowglobe, again! C'mon! Give it a shake! 8)

2006-12-14T00:32:00.000-06:00

Yippie.... SO YEA! I remembered where my blog was and my login and password.... haha. So, I guess I can start messin' around with this shit more. Maybe actually use it to blog now... Instead of a record of funny conversations LOL *sighs* good times, good times....To NE1 that may accidentally stumble by here and remembers me, or to NE1 that might be inclined to check it out, my myspace

2006-04-30T04:48:00.000-05:00

Wizard48% Combativeness, 36% Sneakiness, 94% Intellect, 36% Spirituality Brilliant! You are a Wizard! Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren’t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch where you toss that fireball… Your most distinctive

2006-04-24T23:18:00.000-05:00

Dungeons & Dragons Online now has a 7 day FREE trial. Download the game and try it out for 7 days... Oh, and play with me! :) I'm on the Aundair server. My character name is Taricus. Here's the link!!!

2006-03-17T00:41:00.000-06:00

taricus: *starts pouring baby powder into his hand* damn women and their insecurities....taricus: LOLj4v13r: lolj4v13r: omgggj4v13r: *hugs u*j4v13r: dont hit me ;_;taricus: *bitch slaps u* fuckin hos think they can tell me what to do.... *pimp slaps u again*taricus: LOLtaricus: *leaves a white powder hand-mark on ur face as u stare back in disbelief*taricus: lololololj4v13r: O_Oj4v13r: ....

2006-03-16T02:30:00.000-06:00

*feels like a seagull flying circles around the trash*

2006-03-07T18:45:00.000-06:00

2006-03-06T09:33:00.000-06:00

find your elementat mutedfaith.com.

2006-02-25T12:11:00.000-06:00

Well, I'm back. My comp died. Power supply fucked up; the motherboard went with it. So, essentially, I had to change the battery/electrical system and engine in my car. Expensive shit, right? *sighs*Alot has happened. Nothing too interesting... Just ur normal life stuff. I've never been one to have a life full of drama--well, that'z a lie, but I've gotten used to just lettin it all slide

2005-11-04T04:05:00.000-06:00

still getting blog spam... Now they don't even make sense anymore tho...Like this one...:May you live in exciting timesBut the "old media" is alive and well here in the former capital of French Indochina.Find out how to buy and sell anything, like things related to highway construction project on interest free credit and pay back whenever you want! Exchange FREE ads on any topic, like highway

2005-11-04T01:59:00.000-06:00

You Are From the SunOf all your friends, you're the shining star.You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!What Planet Are You From?

2005-11-02T20:43:00.000-06:00

How You Are In LoveYou fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.You give and take equally in relationships.You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.How Are You In Love?

2005-10-17T02:53:00.000-05:00

drooler605: Weather Channel Announcer: "Erin's going swimming at the lake today... There is a flash flood warning for the following counties..."javi3r0072: theres like ppl with holes watering her down while she squirms in the pool "dont worry girl we'll get u back into the ocean"... ON THE NEWS HURRICANE CATRINA WASHED UP KILLER WHALE INTO A SWIMMING POOL...wait...WE HAVE WORD THE WHALES NAEM

2005-10-01T05:06:00.000-05:00

javi3r0072: ok so..how r u gonna try and impress medrooler605: well...first, i thought I'd grab my crotch and spit on ur eye... then I thought I'd play some football with u and step on ur head and shove it in the muddrooler605: then i thought I'd...drooler605: shhhh...tryin to think of somethingdrooler605: throw my feces at u like some kinda AIDS infested remus monkeydrooler605: yea...that

2005-09-27T15:50:00.000-05:00

"Rita is supposed to make landfall in Texas, which is good for Barbara Bush because she can insult survivors closer to home."— Bill Maher, HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher

2005-09-27T15:05:00.000-05:00

Awww.. I like this: http://crap.jinwicked.com/?comic=77Oh, and if these stupid comment spammers continue, I'm gonna turn off the comments :P

2005-09-23T16:58:00.000-05:00

BLOGGER SPAM?! WTF?! That'z fuckin' insane! These people need to get a life.... Now our comments are going to be spammed?!*starts making unintelligible noises out of anger*

2005-09-23T16:32:00.000-05:00

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:Roger better watch out... One day Karma's gonna come back and haunt his ass...

2005-09-20T12:31:00.000-05:00

drooler605: his mom was a really aggressive dogmarcusprime1974: ahhhhdrooler605: his whole family is a bunch of bitches!marcusprime1974: well, smip it nowdrooler605: well...the females at leastmarcusprime1974: snipdrooler605: *snickers*

2005-09-16T02:17:00.000-05:00

drooler605: ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOUR OR PERISH AND SUFFER ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE NEVER DYING FLAMES OF HELL!.....faggot....drooler605: ROFLMFAO j/kdrooler605: Let'z fuck! LOLOLOL

2005-09-10T16:52:00.000-05:00

ROFLMFAO.... O..M...F....G.....:Justin: My favorite part about having a vagina ismenstruating... Sometimes when I'm putting in my tampon, I look at the little string hanging out and pretend it's a mouse's tail. I run out of the bathroom naked and yell, "Help! Help! There's a mouse in my vagina!"

2005-09-08T07:03:00.000-05:00

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:u never described him as ur mexican lover b4Cardboard Tube Samurai says:LOLJ4v13r says:lol he's not my lover he's my stalker >_

2005-09-04T05:32:00.000-05:00

*waves to xraverboi* :) How'z ur momma 'n them?

2005-09-03T01:43:00.000-05:00

hehe... Double entendre....:TNFIRERESCUE_05: hello good lookingipumpgasrealgood: heyTNFIRERESCUE_05: sup?ipumpgasrealgood: not muchTNFIRERESCUE_05: sounds like fun cuz i am doing the sameTNFIRERESCUE_05: srry if i seem like a smart ass cuz im really notipumpgasrealgood: no it'z okayipumpgasrealgood: that wasn't smart at allipumpgasrealgood: :)

2005-08-23T20:16:00.000-05:00

taricus: NEW! Jesus dogs! Teagan: ROFLMFAO Teagan: Filled with kosher cheese! taricus: Jesus says, "This is my body!" taricus: guess that'd work better as a slogan for Jesus crackers, huh? taricus: OH WAIT! No! taricus: The slogan for Jesus crackers is, "EAT ME!" taricus: ROFL

2005-08-21T05:00:00.000-05:00

"That poor nigger doesn't have any water!" "Dude! It'z a country and it only has ONE 'g'--pronounced NIE-jerr" "Oh.... Well, at least the GayBLT people are doin' somethin' about it" *sighs* Gay charity focuses on Africa food crisis

2005-08-20T00:04:00.000-05:00

El Chuppy says: what about the Jews tho? El Chuppy says: everyone knowz Jews have more money El Chuppy says: you gonna put Moses on some hot sauce Cardboard Tube Samurai says: ROFL Cardboard Tube Samurai says: He'll be in commercials Cardboard Tube Samurai says: There'll be like all these brands of hot sauce all around, and he'll look all confused on which one to pic Cardboard Tube Samurai says:

2005-08-19T23:56:00.000-05:00

Cardboard Tube Samurai says: i told jeff I was gonna use jesus as a marketing ploy El Chuppy says: I know where g-nome came from El Chuppy says: how did we get g-knowing from? Cardboard Tube Samurai says: cuz religious people would buy anything if jesus was on it El Chuppy says: LMFAO El Chuppy says: too true Cardboard Tube Samurai says: like jesus toilet paper... where every square has a

2005-08-18T00:49:00.000-05:00

PARENTAL ADVISORY JIMMY CONTAINSEXPLICIT LYRICSUsername: From Go-Quiz.com

2005-08-17T20:40:00.000-05:00

What You Really Think Of Your Friends Jeff is your soulmate. You truly love Jennifer. You consider Javi your true friend. You know that Emily is always thinking of you. You'll remember Dawn for the rest of your life. You secretly think Kat is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. You secretly think that Melissa is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. You secretly think

2005-08-12T23:51:00.000-05:00

Part Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in troublePart Playful Kisser Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to

2005-08-10T00:43:00.000-05:00

Awwwww.... The quiz loves me....: Your love is... by ChibiMarronchanYour name is...Your kiss is...deliciousYour hugs are...gentleYour eyes...burn into my heartYour touch is...heart warmingYour smell is...amazingYour smile is...entrancingYour love is...one of a kindQuiz created with MemeGen!

2005-08-05T08:48:00.001-05:00

ipumpgasrealgood: i <3 boobiesipumpgasrealgood: lolipumpgasrealgood: <---is tryin to be str8nashguy1979: awww* nashguy1979 holds your hand ipumpgasrealgood: heheipumpgasrealgood: stop it!ipumpgasrealgood: ur converting me!ipumpgasrealgood: stop itipumpgasrealgood: *sighs*ipumpgasrealgood: ok....i'm gay now....

2005-08-05T08:48:00.000-05:00

ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLFMAO ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO* ipumpgasrealgood: i think i just said something durrty ipumpgasrealgood: LOL ipumpgasrealgood: LOL nashguy1979: lol nashguy1979: durty gurl ipumpgasrealgood: lol ipumpgasrealgood: plz don't refer to me in the female...i have more dick than u

2005-08-05T06:14:00.000-05:00

I really need to change out my links... Half of them don't work! They're at the bottom of the page, in case u were looking for them.... Occasionally, I post something too large for the margins and it shoves it to the bottom... Really I'm too lazy to care, since once the post drops off the list, it all goes back to normal. Yeah for not giving a damn!

2005-08-03T15:59:00.000-05:00

I have an IQ of 135!!!! woooooo, that there means i'm like smart...n stuff... Yea, apparently, I got really bored today and took a bunch of random quizzes... I left out the one that said I was goin' to the 7th layer of hell, tho... I'm pretty sure we all knew that one all ready... *sigh* memories...

2005-08-03T13:37:00.000-05:00

I am 65% Video Game Addict.Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.Take theVideo Game Addict Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T13:32:00.000-05:00

I am 54% Tortured Artist.Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.Take theTortured Artist Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T13:28:00.000-05:00

I am 25% Ska.I know the scene, I've heard the bands, and I am burned out. Well, these things happen. I will now go ahead and go through the same thing with Punk and Emo.Take theSka Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T13:25:00.000-05:00

I am 34% Promiscuous.Sure I have had sex, but what's the big deal? I find it as a chore to keep my realtionship balanced. But if I had a choice, I'd rather watch TV or paint dry. Take thePromiscuous Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T13:13:00.000-05:00

I am 38% Internet Addict.I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!Take theInternet Addict Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T13:09:00.000-05:00

I am 21% Idiot.I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.Take theIdiot Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T13:04:00.000-05:00

I am 51% Grunge.I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man.Take theGrunge Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T12:59:00.000-05:00

I am 49% Evil Genius.I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.Take theEvil Genius Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T12:55:00.000-05:00

I am 45% Emo.Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.Take theEmo Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T12:50:00.000-05:00

I am 35% Raver.Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.Take theRaver Test@ FualiDotCom

2005-08-03T12:02:00.000-05:00

You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>Democrat100%Anarchism92%Green67%Communism58%Socialist50%Fascism17%Nazi0%Republican0%What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?created with QuizFarm.com

2005-08-01T04:27:00.000-05:00

Andrea 7/29/2005 8:25:00 PM You meet your soulmate. However there is a catch: Every three years someone will break your soulmate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear- for the rest of your life- sound as if its being performed by the band Alice in Chains. If you see

2005-08-01T02:25:00.000-05:00

Here's the rules of the game. You think of the name of a movie and replace one of the words with vagina. Pretty simple, then you copy and paste the post and bulletin to your friends. 1. MiLLy - Star Wars: Revenge of the Vagina 2. brad- dude, wheres my vagina? 3. katie- Vagina Troopers 4. Justin Vega - Willy Wonka and the Vagina Factory 5. Kimtar - i heart vagina 6. Marth -- Eternal Sunshine of

2005-07-31T03:21:00.000-05:00

shadowspell25: *shrugs drooler605: lol* even shadowspell25: ok drooler605: mmmmmmmm drooler605: *licks fingers and rubs nipples all dramatic, spanish-channel style*

2005-07-31T02:18:00.000-05:00

westachs: u bi or gay? ipumpgasrealgood: gay westachs: hairy or smooth? ipumpgasrealgood: hairy but smooth when i shave? so both? what'z ur mom? cuz she's fuckin hawt, yo? ipumpgasrealgood: lol westachs: have fetish? ipumpgasrealgood: besides ur mom? ipumpgasrealgood: i dunno.... ipumpgasrealgood: LOL ipumpgasrealgood: westachs' mom has got it goin' on

2005-07-31T01:55:00.000-05:00

Me in a Virginia chatroom: ipumpgasrealgood: HEY BITCHES! ipumpgasrealgood: LOL ipumpgasrealgood: what the fuck is up wit' ya'll?

2005-07-29T20:13:00.000-05:00

Why the fuck does the Church of Scientology go on annual Easter egg hunts? That'z like a nun sitting on a prayer mat... Oh, and don't go believing any of that scientology propaganda either... This is what Clearwater, FL *really* thinks of scientology.... This is my big F-U to all scientologists and Tom Cruise in general... http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/ http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/

2005-07-28T13:34:00.000-05:00

Things die out. By aren't neccasarily forgotten. Add stuff to the forgotten list and bring it back. 1. chia pets 2. trapt 3. 98 degrees 4. enrique igleseas 5. Backsteet Boys 6. Tomagotchis 7. Furby 8. Skip It 9. Pony tail on the sode of the head. 10. Slap bracelets 12. Air Jordans 13. Ahh Real Monsters 14. Ren and Stimpy 15. The orginal cast of ALL THAT 16. Fresh Prince of Bel Air 17. Baby

2005-07-28T11:18:00.000-05:00

WOOOOOOOOOOO! I just made my last force sensitive unlock on SWG last nite! hehe now I just get my force sensitive xp and fill the branches. Mellichae, here I come MUAHAHAH! --and after that THE WOOOOOOOORLD! *ahem* I mean, Jedi Initiate....

2005-07-22T04:11:00.000-05:00

JUST SAY NO!

2005-07-22T04:08:00.000-05:00

GU Comics by: Woody Hearn

2005-07-21T19:38:00.000-05:00

2005-07-16T05:04:00.000-05:00

Ya'll are fuckin' failin' me here... I wanna be NINJA STATUS BITCHES! LOL register...hang out....at Demoniazed.com

2005-07-15T00:23:00.000-05:00

Cardboard Tube Samurai says: UGH! Cardboard Tube Samurai says: I just gave myself the worst head I've ever had! Doc says: MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC. Cardboard Tube Samurai says: talking about beer that is

2005-07-14T12:18:00.000-05:00

Hey ya'll. Found a really kewl messageboard to hang out at. You should go check it out sometime. The people crack me up! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Ya'll should be kewl like me and register too (Really I just want to impress Gomhen with my madd people gatherin' skillz so he'll give me a kewl special rank....or a t-shirt or coffee mug or something--even though I don't drink coffee hehe) Yea, so

2005-07-14T11:50:00.000-05:00

Doc: O YEAHHHHHHHHHHH taricus: *screams as the kool-aide man busts thru the wall*

2005-07-14T08:22:00.000-05:00

Just cuz ultra-conservatives, like Bush, think that being a chronic discriminator makes them kewler, I provide a tribute: Guardian Unlimited | Arts features | 'We have to protect people'

2005-07-14T08:02:00.000-05:00

ROFLMFAO *points at the next post*

2005-07-14T08:01:00.000-05:00

CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003 "Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every

2005-07-14T04:53:00.000-05:00

You Are 16 Years Old 16 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are

2005-07-14T04:44:00.000-05:00

You Are Not Scary Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? How scary are you?

2005-07-14T03:20:00.000-05:00

You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can. “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!” More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...Hedonism100%Utilitarianism80%Justice (Fairness)65%Kantianism65%Existentialism60%Strong Egoism15%Apathy15%

2005-07-14T03:08:00.000-05:00

Your Birthdate: March 20 Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading. The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly. Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group. You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks

2005-07-14T03:03:00.000-05:00

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.atheism71%Buddhism67%Paganism63%Satanism54%agnosticism46%Judaism42%Hinduism38%Christianity25%Islam8%Which religion is the right

2005-07-13T00:30:00.000-05:00

Real life logics ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he

2005-07-12T10:48:00.000-05:00

The following is a very strong and moving letter written by the mother of a gay boy in Vermont... "Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people. I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing

2005-07-12T08:15:00.000-05:00

punkkewlboi23: sup hooker? ipumpgasrealgood: not much punkkewlboi23: same ipumpgasrealgood: how're u? ipumpgasrealgood: i'm tired of u tryin to steal my corner btw ipumpgasrealgood: i told our pimp ipumpgasrealgood: he's mad punkkewlboi23: hey any corner im on is mine ipumpgasrealgood: i think he's gonna pull ur hair n shit ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

2005-07-12T07:30:00.000-05:00

ipumpgasrealgood: *pokes u with a stick* ipumpgasrealgood: *blinks* ipumpgasrealgood: >.< ipumpgasrealgood: *pees on u* ipumpgasrealgood: *kicks u off the clilff* MattC1983: now just hold on a damn minute ipumpgasrealgood: cliff** ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL ipumpgasrealgood: *watches u crash into the ocean* MattC1983: the poling with a stick....a lil far out but I'll go along

2005-07-12T05:47:00.000-05:00

SmallNamedSucked26: hi guy ipumpgasrealgood: hey SmallNamedSucked26: hello ipumpgasrealgood: hi? ipumpgasrealgood: lol

2005-07-12T01:36:00.000-05:00

# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!

2005-07-08T00:54:00.000-05:00

ipumpgasrealgood: do u think this is how nerds really cyber? ipumpgasrealgood: LOL ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO evilmonkeyonamission: i hope not ipumpgasrealgood: hahhaa evilmonkeyonamission: boot my window using the dos prompt baby ipumpgasrealgood: mmmmm evilmonkeyonamission: boot it from deep inside my programming evilmonkeyonamission: god yes evilmonkeyonamission: lol

2005-07-08T00:30:00.000-05:00

roedsa: whats up ipumpgasrealgood: *nods* roedsa: lookin to get into anything tonight ipumpgasrealgood: *wishes u luck*

2005-07-08T00:28:00.000-05:00

justme2907: hey bottom boy here lookinng ipumpgasrealgood: /duel

2005-07-07T20:49:00.000-05:00

White Test Everyone has a little bit of cracker in them and im the man to prove it...heres how is goes START with 0% and Add 5% for each thing you agree with or are capable of doing on the list. Then sign the list on the bottom with your percentages, copy, and repost as new bulletin to compare with your friends. 1. do you find yourself holding your pockets when black people come around? 2. have

2005-07-07T09:25:00.000-05:00

1. Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?Neither... You don't give people with ADHD sugar... LOL2. How many states have you lived in for more than 6months?2, MI and TN3. Do you have anything against inter-racial dating?Nope, except I wouldn't date outside my own race, personally... well, possibly some Javi action, but that'z about all... ROFL j/k4.Whats the longest u've been w/ out showering?omg.

2005-07-07T06:04:00.000-05:00

IFILM - Viral Videos: Blind Date with a Crackwhore

2005-07-07T04:09:00.000-05:00

ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS WAIT FOR THE POLICE!!! ROFLMFAO This happened to Nate from the local Murfreesboro band,44vegas just the other nite. Pretty insane! Just think... all she had to do was wait for the police... *sigh* Stupid people annoy me! Yea, but this is how he told the story: "I figured I'd share some crazy news with you guys - this happened just a few days ago - the night of the

2005-07-03T04:28:00.000-05:00

Since cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter-side down, if one were to strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back with unbreakable, unremovable bonds and then drop from a height above the floor, would the duo halt, suspended in the air, beginning to rotate at an awe inspiring velocity, gaining momentum at the while until, with kinetic energy equal to the speed

2005-07-03T03:03:00.000-05:00

- I support the CU and am grateful that we have a game that continues to evolve rather than stagnate. Join the positive voices!

2005-06-30T16:11:00.000-05:00

href="http://pushingthrough.com/projects/faggot/">I'm Not a Faggot! Oh dear. I don’t seem to be a faggot at all. Luckily, George Hennard, Robert Mochrie, Timothy McVeigh, and George W Bush are all world famous non-homosexuals (probably) upon which I can model my sad little unfulfilling life. I grew up being taught serious and important things like sports and engine mechanics, with little time for

2005-06-29T00:10:00.000-05:00

If I get it all down on paper, it'z no longer inside of me; threatening the life it belongs to.... --Andrea Andrews

2005-06-29T00:06:00.000-05:00

Doc: how many watts is a standard power supply taricus: LOL huh? Doc: STANDARD CASE POWER SUPPLY()[+0] Doc: OOPS taricus: lol i dunno taricus: computer wise? Doc: yes taricus: i have no idea taricus: i'm not good with hardware Doc: gonna be gwetting new comp by the end of this month taricus: can't build computers taricus: i don't think it'z a huge part of the computer to pimp out taricus: LOL

2005-06-27T04:23:00.000-05:00

honestsubjeff26: hey... are you there? ipumpgasrealgood: no ipumpgasrealgood: lol

2005-06-27T03:59:00.000-05:00

mtsugayboi20: I like george Michael ipumpgasrealgood: i'm sorry mtsugayboi20: lol ipumpgasrealgood: .....do u wanna talk about it?

2005-06-16T23:20:00.000-05:00

ARE U THE FUCKING BAMBOO PLANT?!

2005-06-15T03:24:00.000-05:00

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